Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I think people are normalizing furries
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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