In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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