What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
do nipples grow back?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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