3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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