I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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