I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
im on a boat
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