listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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