Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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