if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
