so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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