dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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