shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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