i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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