i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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