I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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