you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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