how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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