I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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