Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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