So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
The adults are the big ones right?
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