Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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