Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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