What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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