fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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