he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just had sex on a roof
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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