her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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