Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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