Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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