gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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