Umm I'm too high to move.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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