You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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