Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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