I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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