Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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