all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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