Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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