Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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