Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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