She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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