your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Apparently you make a good broom.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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