butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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