you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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