So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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