Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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