do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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