nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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