I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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