he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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