We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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