at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
i think my cat just said my name.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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