I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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