Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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