You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Having a random hookup so left but love u
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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