ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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