I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
We need to rekindle our bromance
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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