No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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