non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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